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Smart Kids! These teachers jokes are so funny?

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  • Smart Kids! These teachers jokes are so funny?

    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
    MARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
    CLASS: Maria.
    ____________________________________

    TEACHER: John,
    why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
    ______________________________________...

    TEACHER: Glenn, h ow do you spell
    'crocodile?'
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No,
    that's wrong
    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
    (I Love this kid)
    ______________________________________...

    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
    __________________________________

    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
    didn't have ten years ago.
    WINNIE: Me!
    ______________________________________...

    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always ge t so dirty?
    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot
    closer to the ground than you are.
    ______________________________________...

    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
    MILLIE: I
    is..
    TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
    MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
    ________________________________


    TEACHER: George Washington not only
    chopped down his father's cherry
    tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
    didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
    ______________________________________

    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
    ______________________________

    TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
    your brother's. Did you copy his?
    CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
    ___________________________________

    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
    people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: A teacher

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    Re: Smart Kids! These teachers jokes are so funny?

    Too funny, How about this one?

    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
    people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: The President
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