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  • Outlaw
    Moderator
    • Jan 2008
    • 578

    jokes

    Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world.

           After her talk she offers a question time.
           
           One little boy puts up his hand.  The Senator asks him what his name is?
           
           'Kenneth.'
           
           'And what is your question, Kenneth?'
           
           'I have three questions:
           
           First - Whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?
           
           Second - Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
           
           Third - Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?'
           
           
           Just then the bell rings for recess.
           
           Hillary Clinton informs the kids that they will continue after recess.
           
           When they resume, Hillary says, 'Okay, where were we?
           
           Oh, that's right, question time.  Who has a question?'
           
           A different little boy puts his hand up.
           
           Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is.
           
           'Larry.'
           
           'And what is your question, Larry?'
           
           'I have five questions:
           
           First - Whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?
           
           Second - Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
           
           Third - Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
           
           Fourth - Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
           
           Fifth - What happened to Kenneth?
  • Mapmstr
    Senior Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 120

    #2
    Re: jokes

    lmao x 4

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    • Outlaw
      Moderator
      • Jan 2008
      • 578

      #3
      Re: jokes

      We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

      means a smile and

      is a frown.

      Sometimes these are represented by

      :-)

      :-(

      Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
      Here goes:

      (_!_) a regular ass

      (__!__) a fat ass

      (!) a tight ass

      (_*_) a sore ass

      {_!_} a swishy ass

      (_o_) an ass that's been around

      (_x_) kiss my ass

      (_X_) leave my ass alone

      (_zzz_) a tired ass

      (_E=mc2_) a smart ass

      (_$_) Money coming out of his ass

      (_?_) Dumb Ass

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      • Mapmstr
        Senior Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 120

        #4
        Re: jokes

        lawl, I like the assicons

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        • General_UXO
          Chief Of Police
          • Dec 2007
          • 636

          #5
          Re: jokes

          LMAO
          www.GGC-stream.net




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